The idea here is that every time you pick up a new weapon you swap out the gun you last used to slay an enemy. If you only try one challenge run from this list, I’d recommend this one! Let us make haste, my valiant little sewer rat! As creatures bound within the confines of capitalism, we must find it within ourselves to scour the depths of Pandora for the self-inflicted masochistic tendencies that we crave! Alas, we must search for new ways in which to violently brutalize our enemies into a pulp fit for our royal ancestry! So, to sum up this introduction in prose that would make Sir Hammerlock grin in approval: Let’s spice up our next playthrough with the granddaddy of the beloved shlooter genre. You already own four Borderlands titles on nine different platforms, right? Yeah. Maybe I’m doing the wine thing wrong.Īnyway, while the game uses a tried-and-true formula of adrenaline-pumping action and a story that doesn’t take itself too seriously, we’ve all played it by now. You want it to trickle onto your shirt – leaving everlasting stains onto your name-brand sherpa fabric to remind you of your hard-earned memories. You want it to spill from the creases of your mouth. You want to rip that ugly cork with your teeth and guzzle it down with no regard to its taste.
The Borderlands franchise is like a fine wine with a fancy cork.
